Comments on: Festivus break resolutions http://www.churbuck.com/wordpress/2007/12/festivus-break-resolutions/ Commentary on media, technology, marketing and clamming strategies Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:36:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Derek Slater http://www.churbuck.com/wordpress/2007/12/festivus-break-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-258536 Derek Slater Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:35:56 +0000 http://www.churbuck.com/wordpress/?p=1484#comment-258536 I think if I can hack together Guitar Hero IV: High School Musical Edition, I'll never have to give my daughter another present. I think if I can hack together Guitar Hero IV: High School Musical Edition, I’ll never have to give my daughter another present.

]]> By: Jim Forbes http://www.churbuck.com/wordpress/2007/12/festivus-break-resolutions/comment-page-1/#comment-258283 Jim Forbes Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:10:27 +0000 http://www.churbuck.com/wordpress/?p=1484#comment-258283 Retirement lists: Don't blog about secret wild trout fishing places on East Fork, unless you want to get the district ranger really pissed off. Never ever do this evening what you can put off until tomorrow morning-- hence the three empty huge storage pods in my driveway that need to be filled so the remodel can begin. Don't eat green furry clams. Don't watch Jet Li or Bruce Lee Movies. Get some early Doobies and Jam along with Tommy Johnston or Pat Simmons before they were corrupted by the evil Michael MCMuffin (I spit on his name). Build a new fly rod to replace my $8 dollar swap meet special that is cracking. Buy new garden osues that don't kink up. Go to Rosarita Beach in Baja and buy daughter a new western saddle for Maynard, the six-foot five inch flying tank. Pay $300 for new saddle and get free bomber jacket from saddle maker. Aim skyrockets shot from PVC tubing at stalking coyotes across field. Watch coyote's eyes get cartoon big as sky rocket approaches and flashes over head. Laugh like a drooling copy editor when coyote realizes he's just taken a shot from nearby aerial rocket artillery battery and leaps over neighbor with pitbulls fences. you make me laugh Jim Retirement lists:
Don’t blog about secret wild trout fishing places on East Fork, unless you want to get the district ranger really pissed off.

Never ever do this evening what you can put off until tomorrow morning– hence the three empty huge storage pods in my driveway that need to be filled so the remodel can begin.

Don’t eat green furry clams.

Don’t watch Jet Li or Bruce Lee Movies.

Get some early Doobies and Jam along with Tommy Johnston or Pat Simmons before they were corrupted by the evil Michael MCMuffin (I spit on his name).

Build a new fly rod to replace my $8 dollar swap meet special that is cracking.

Buy new garden osues that don’t kink up.

Go to Rosarita Beach in Baja and buy daughter a new western saddle for Maynard, the six-foot five inch flying tank. Pay $300 for new saddle and get free bomber jacket from saddle maker.

Aim skyrockets shot from PVC tubing at stalking coyotes across field. Watch coyote’s eyes get cartoon big as sky rocket approaches and flashes over head. Laugh like a drooling copy editor when coyote realizes he’s just taken a shot from nearby aerial rocket artillery battery and leaps over neighbor with pitbulls fences.

you make me laugh

Jim

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