May 18 2012
I wanted to keep this to myself --if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all -- but here is my contribution to the pile of B.S. spreading today on the occasion of Facebook going public.
Facebook is over, about to topple over under the weight of a spectacular overvaluation, mass indifference to financial fundamentals, and most importantly my sense of the growing indifference of the generation it was supposed to serve -- college students. Facebook was famously founded as a digital replacement to the printed freshman directories of the Ivy League but has become obese with the inane status updates and vacation bragging of those same students' parents. My generation. The one's who pored over the original class directories in the 1970s and "posted updates" on whiteboards glued to our dorm room doors.
Wall Street is selling scale today when the trigger is pulled on Facebook at 11 AM EST -- that's dot.com hyperbole for "lots of traffic" -- and while your local investment club may be all atwitter with the prospect of buying some shares, and it's fun to count the herd of new Facebook gazillionaires now shopping for new Colnagos and bespoke skinny jeans -- the smart money has been cashing out for a long time in the private market and will continue cashing out quickly at the top. This is not Microsoft in 1984 nor Amazon in 1996. This is not a long term bet on a significant new way of doing business or even communicating. This is an investment in the 2012 edition of CompuServe and MySpace: yet another walled garden ripe to get creatively destroyed by the next big technical thing lurking over that hill known as the future.
Future performance of Facebook's stock depends on the company delivering profitable revenue and like Google, Facebook gets all of its money from advertising. Google builds semi-useful stuff and search is everything. Facebook advertising does not work. I managed Facebook campaigns for a Fortune Global 100 company and have first hand experience that ... Facebook .... Advertising .... Does..... Not ..... Work.
General Motors figured this out, and picking the week of the IPO to announce Facebook ads aren't working was simply perfect. Of course the counter argument from the social media douche bags is that "Facebook is all about authentic relationships and transparent conversations between brands and customers." Consider the source, given that the SMDB's make their bones selling their Facebook Unique Customer Karma and Emerging Digital services (you can figure out the forced acronym) to breathless CMOs who want audience, damn it, and the bigger the better. And consider that the public relations/digital agency world is always first on any shiny object bandwagon (can you say SecondLife) and their current solemn obsession is reporting "Social ROI" as the rest of the faddish get obsessed with big data and analytics. (If you want to watch some fun navel gazing, play pissed-off CEO and ask a Digital PR person "How much is a Facebook Fan worth?")
Companies, aka "brands," obsess and fret about how many fans and likes they have; spend money on third-party tools like BuddyMedia to manage their presence, and set aside a slice of their digital advertising budget to buy good old display ads to run alongside the torrent of notifications and shared links that make up Facebook's river of content. As I read elsewhere this morning, quoting Seth Godin (whom I never quote), "The Internet wasn't invented for advertisers."
Neither was Facebook.
Yet, in lieu of subscriptions or some twist on Warren Buffett's theory of a toll booth on the only bridge over the river, where is Facebook's money going to come from to sustain a valuation in the thin, thin air of $100+ billion ? If you know, then buy some stock. Me, I'm deactivating my Facebook account in honor of the TimeWarner-AOL/Prodigy/CompuServe/Groupon/Pets.com/WebVan of 2012.
Two weeks ago I began dinging every over-sharer on my timeline or wall or whatever the Zuckerborg called it this month. Goodbye pictures of glasses of beer, notifications that Ed was at LAX, weird R-rated bikini videos from people in Turkey and India I have never met and will never meet. Goodbye SocialCam. Goodbye Tweets. Goodbye to All That. Now .....
Goodbye Facebook and hello to less noise in my life.